Y como soy un fracaso en todo, absolutamente en todo lo que me propongo hacer, me refugio en mi burbuja de fantasia. Si es mas facil acostarme en la cama en esta mañana lluviosa y ponerme a leer que escribir esto, y que inevitablemente empiezen a caerme lagrimas por la cara. Si es mas facil imaginar y fantasear que haya un romance entre los protagonistas de mi serie favorita que hacer los esfuerzos para tener un romance yo. Si es mas facil poner la musica a todo volumen en vez de cantar y escuchar lo fea que es mi voz, en vez de escuchar la unica cancion que se tocar en el piano, en vez de escuchar la desilucionante forma en la que intento tocar la guitarra. Si es mas facil tener contacto con mis amigos imaginarios que con los que tengo de verdad. Si es mas facil ver una buena pelicula que fingir que soy una buena actriz. Si es mas facil soñar que vivir mi triste realidad. Si es mas facil imaginar cuando todo lo que hago es fracasar.

OK, that's it. I don't know how, but she's cheating. No one can be that atractive and that skilles in videogames.

What are you doing?

Every saturday since we've lived in this apartment I have waken up ay 6:15, eaten a bowl of cereal, sat on this side of this couch, turned on BBC America and watched Doctor Who.

Penny's still sleeping.

Every saturday since we've lived in this apartment I have waken up ay 6:15..

I know, you have a TV in yor room! Why don't you just have breakfast in bed?

Because I'm neither an invalid or a woman celebrating Mother's day.

And you all look great! I mean, look at you Thor, and... Peter Pan! Thats so cute!

Actually, Penny, he's Robin Hood.

I'm Peter Pan! And i've got a hand full of pixie dust with your name on it.

No you don't.

Look Leonard, Sheldon's hugging me!

It's a Saturnalia miracle!

This is great. Look at me! I'm in the real world with ordinary people just living their ordinary, colourless, work a day lifes.
Thank you.
No, thank you. Thank you, ordinary person! Do you wanna hear an interesting thing about tomatoes? I think you will really enjoy this. They're shelled with the vegetables, but they are tecnicaly a fruit.

Sorry, do you speak English?

He does speak English. He cannot speak to women.

Really? Why?

He's kind of a nerd. Juicebox?

New neighbour?
Evidently.
Significant improvement over the old neighbour.
Two hundred pound transvesti with a skin condition? Yes, she is.
Oh, hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi?

So if youre lonely, you know Im here, waiting for you. ♥